Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The World of NCAA

Is there anything in your life that for the amount of time that you playing/doing it that you are able to act like a fool and a dork and really don't care. Is there anything in your life where you can have 48 people in your life that you know by name and know their history (high school, abilities) and can even yell at them an have no repercusions (spelling?). Is there anything in your life where all your troubles can be taken away with a small thing called power button (even though I never use that method)? Let me introduce you to NCAA football for the XBOX. Sure it is the thing that may break up most relationships and usually the first thing that may go in a marriage unless you want to lose it in a divorce case just to see your ex-wife throw it off a 5 story building to destroy it when in reality all she would have to do is kick it really hard because the XBOX is pretty sensitive but what else in your life can make you go into a small depression when your XBOX blows up or your game gains a small scratch. I consider my NCAA football game in my top five list of things I would run into a burning house to gain. This list includes my wife, a large portion of money, my donkey because he fell asleep while watching Mr. Ed and we all know donkeys are sound sleepers and my house shoes. With NCAA i can yell at the top of my lungs while my beautiful wife walks by and gives me the "I can't believe you are yelling at the TV" look but yet she understands because it is NCAA football and Kodi Burns should of spin moved away from the All American DE and then thrown the ball 50 yards off his right foot while throwing it across his body with the other All American LB diving for him and then as the ball is tipped 5 times Kodi runs and catches the ball and runs for a touch down. Now in reality we know that we should have sympathy for Kodi for a play like and just be happy if he could throw the ball away but no in NCAA football XBOX style. In XBOX are you not only expecting players (your players) to play beyond computer capablity and anything that is less than a 50 yard gain is unacceptable but you are also living out your High School, College, and Pro life through this machine and IT IS NOT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO win the National Championship every year and the years you don't requires a small yelling fit that should take place in a locker room but since XBOX has no locker room, the living room of your house will do. I must say there have been nights that I would get out of bed at 2:30 in the morning just to make my team pay for inability to get me a win against the spread offense (the offense that has become my unicorn). But thanks to my wonderful life that still lets me pursue my dream of going undefeated on Heisman level (yes guys that is right, I have never went undefeated on Heisman levelm -- there is always that one game for me) but I will continue to love my wife and run the option and become the best.

6 comments:

Kyle said...

Yo BP, small word of advise. Breaking your post into paragraphs make them easier to read.

You should get the most out of that Fields kid before next season comes...

Scott said...

Cuz, you've never gone undefeated on Heisman? That is very surprising.

Ashley Turnbull said...

Also, I want to see posts from the Mrs. Like - honeymoon pics and house pics. Thanks!

Amanda said...

BP- just found your blog! Welcome to bloggerdome. Tell Erin hey and we need to go eat Thai soon. Sorry we couldn't meet up with yall last weekend!

Bull said...

Glad to see you sort of figured out how to do links and stuff on the side. I knew you could do it!

LB said...

so excited that you are now a blogger, Brandon. I agree with Ashley, I want to see pics. And since I was missing from the wedding because of Ada's ability to steal the show at any moment, I would love to see wedding photos as well.